Nettet"It's Friday night which means I'm pounding shots at the club and getting crazy til the break of dawn. Except by pounding shots, I mean drinking SleepyTime tea. By the club, I mean my couch. By getting crazy, I mean watching Good Eats. And by break of dawn, I mean 10:30 ish." TwinzerDad Report 20 points POST #4 Nettet3. des. 2024 · 6. I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere. That’s not how it works! It’s either you’re not in touch with reality or you just don’t care! 7. It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words ‘antidote’ and ‘anecdote,’ one of my good friends would still be alive.

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